"EMPEROR RODGERS WANTS YOU.
Enlist in Rodgers' Royal Commandos and get that feeling of "belonging" again. Comrads in arms, minus the arms ... brothers under the banner of a noble cause (actual cause to be determined).
ENLISTMENT BONUS:
You'll receive our irregular newsletter on an irregular basis, and an individually numbered enlistment card that can be shown for entry to the Emperor's palace, and will gain you inclusion in all randomly held random card number prize drawings (should they be held).
Sample Card